The Stars
Football
- Zinedine Zidane
- Ronaldo
- Wayne Rooney
- Christano Ronaldo
- Thierry Henry
- And more...
JavaScript
The Teams
Football
- Real Madrid
- Manchester United
- ...
JavaScript
- Yahoo
- ...
Why Football is better than JavaScript
Football has a fixed number of Referees and Lines men.
In JavaScript, we get a new referee every time a new browser is made and a new lines man every time a new version is released.
In football, if the referee calls a goal, it is a goal and if he calls it a foul it is a foul.
In JavaScript, one referee will call an event a goal while another will call the same event a foul.
In football, if you made a foul, the referee will send you out.
In JavaScript, if that was the case, document.write and eval would be a thing of the past.
In football, if some players are playing a standard game, no referee will go around trying to make their lives a living hell.
In JavaScript, IE.
Ronaldo makes more money and more fans than PPK can ever hope for.
Why JavaScript is better than Football
Anyone who knows JavaScript can compete in the World Wide Web cup.
Anyone who knows Football can dream of compeating in the World cup.
In football, the referees will only check how you play - they don't help you.
In JavaScript, Firefox with some extensions to help you to 'play' better.
Using libraries in JavaScript is like having Robotic legs in football. Using these you can run faster, shoot straighter and more accurately than you could hope for using your natural limbs. And most of the referee will stay happy as long as you use these robotic legs.
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